Finally, Scientific PROOF!

Listen to this important newsflash LIVE!

01.19.07 06:36 – World Wide New Flash CNN, New York Times, Chicago Sun, Los Angeles Times, London Press, BBC*

After 59 years of grueling research and 937 million dollars of privately invested research dollars, the team at the Human Understanding and General Science organization, have PROVEN with hard scientific evidence fact that

12 HUGS ACTUALLY ADDS ONE DAY TO A HUMAN BEINGS LIFE!!!!

Yes you read that correctly!

For every 12 hugs you give/receive, you are adding one day to your life!

This is a MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH!!!!

The expert team of scientists, philosophers, religious experts, and grandmas at the Human Understanding And General Science organization (HUGS). Have effectively discovered the fountain of youth and the secret to living FOREVER!

I don’t know all the details but, from my understanding, the energy transfer during hugging stimulates the hypothalamus (the part of the brain that sits near the pituitary gland and controls chemical release of various hormones in the brain). This activity triggers neurotransmitters which release the hormone Gudlonglif into the bloodstream and this is what adds one day to your life.

Just imagine, by getting (or giving) 12 hugs per day, you could live for ever. This is truly an amazing discovery for mankind!

Hey, what’s wrong?

You seem a little skeptical…

What? you don’t believe me?

Geez!

Okay, yeah I made all this up… ya got me… but what if I didn’t?

Hey go get your 12 hugs anyway!! šŸ™‚
Cheers!

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Here’s the legal crap that hopefully keeps me out of trouble:

* none of these news organizations either reported this event or endorse it (though they should). All trademarks are the property of their respective owners.

6 thoughts on “Finally, Scientific PROOF!

  • January 20, 2007 at 1:57 am
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    Woa Antonio!

    You got me! I might be gullible (or maybe I just trust your words so much) but I really believed. And went to google HUGS (Human Understanding….) but no organization like that exists (yet!) and then I googled “12 hugs a day”
    YOU ARE ALMOST RIGHT!!!

    Indeed, they have proven that hugs keep depression away.
    http://www.ocolly.com/read_story.php?a_id=30701

    Virgina Satir, family therapist has found out that
    We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth.
    http://www.lifepositive.com/Mind/personal-growth/hug/hug-therapy.asp

    You always make me think!!!
    Thanks šŸ™‚

    Helena

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  • January 20, 2007 at 6:01 am
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    Hey Helena!!!

    Thanks for the great “on the scene” reporting!!

    This is great info to backup “the big news” story! šŸ™‚

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  • January 23, 2007 at 5:39 am
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    OMG!! U got me on this one everyone calls me Huggs since i could remember….all I’ve done all my life is give hugs! I watched the secret today.. amazing! So I decide to go online and do some research, I came along your page and I heard your entry about the hugs! My jaw dropped…i said.. “IĀ’m never gonna die!” lol this is really cool… But huggs does make my day go nice and with a smile…everyone should be hugging it out…all problems should be solved with one big hug!

    Please send me the audio so i can post it on my blog. I’d appreciate it and if i ever see you, U will get a big hug from me! Lol xoxoxoxo thanks for the smile you left on my face!

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  • January 23, 2007 at 4:58 pm
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    Hi Ms Huggs!

    I’m glad you enjoyed it. I’m sure with a name like that, you’ll live forever!!!

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  • January 28, 2007 at 4:57 pm
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    Antonio,

    This is hilarious! You are one special man šŸ™‚

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  • January 29, 2007 at 6:58 am
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    this is a hoot!

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